Night Of The Living Bread
‘Night Of The Living Bread’ Lyrics
High on a hill in a lonely town
The loaf came alive and it rolled on down
Killing everything that got in the way
The crust of the dead was to have it’s own day
The blood, the screams
No one prepared for the slaughter
And there was no way
For them to escape, to escape the carnage now!!!!
Rising in the grave, no one shall be saved
Breadcrumbs on your hide, night of the living bread you die!
Bitten by bread, the beginning of change
Skin turns to crust and appearances range
From wholemeal and brown to kibble and white
Sparing no lives in a bakers delight
The blood, the screams
No one prepared for the slaughter
And there was no way
For them to escape, to escape the carnage now!!!!
Rising in the grave, no one shall be saved
Breadcrumbs on your hide, night of the living bread you die!
Better Dead Than Dinner
‘Better Dead Than Dinner’ Lyrics
Running in the night, tattered in dismay
Hunted by the hunter, not your day today
Jumping through a window, landing on the ground
Head first on a nail, rusty old and brown
Better dead – dead than dinner! Better dead – dead than dinner!
Running in the dark, trying to get away
Watch for the man, I think he might be gay
Running with a knife, isn’t very smart
Watch out for the dog poo, everyone go Rah!
Better dead – dead than dinner! Better dead – dead than dinner!
Running in the night, try to get away
Hunted by the hunter, I think he might be gay
Jumping through a window, isn’t very smart
Head first on a nail, everyone go RAH!
Better dead – dead than dinner! Better dead – dead than dinner!
‘Dayt Ripper’ Lyrics
Dayt Ripper
Home Necronomics
‘Home Necronomics’ Lyrics
Take a body nice and lean
Clean it in your washing machine
Formaldehyde up its backside
Remove the teeth and scrub out the eyes
250 degrees – cooked on high
Sprinkle with relish and cheese – for 3 hours
Cook ’til the buttocks are browned – wipe them clean
Grab knife, grab fork and chow down – oh so tasty
“Welcome in everybody, my name is Julia Childs,
Please excuse all the carnage… I just filleted a child”
Choked In The Dark
‘Choked In The Dark’ Lyrics
Driving – at night they fly in from across the sky
They settle in behind you nice and tight
You’re looking ’round but you are unaware
They’ll grab you from the rear
Claws of steel around your neck
Trousers drop down to the deck
Rammed into a rubbish bin
Payment for a life of sin
Choked in the dark! (Robot attack!)
Choked in the dark! (Food for the cat!)
Choked in the dark! (Robot attack!)
Choked in the dark! (Food for the cat!)
Claws of steel around your neck
Trousers drop down to the deck
Rammed into a rubbish bin
Payment for a life of sin
Cho-o-oked in the dark!
Leathers And Feathers
‘Leathers And Feathers’ Lyrics
Hey, make way for the lurker; a bonafide fiend and cattle perverter
Stripped down to his nothing at all, with a pot of body fluid decorating the walls
Whoa, here’s something slow, and it’s only gonna get faster
If I get my way, you’ll end up dead on a tray, and I’ll take a knife and cut off your balls
G-g-g-g get down!!!!
Call me, for what you need
Everything you want and more
You don’t have to pay… we’ll trade
I’ll get to throw you off the 22nd floor
I like fried rice – Fired rice is nice
This can’t be happening – why the fuck are you breathing?
Run With Scissors
‘Run With Scissors’ Lyrics
Watch out for me
I am the one from which you run
Stalking with scissors I take after you
No one can stop me until I am through
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
This is the way that I like to say HEY!!!
Blood flies above
Painting the walls
Shuddupa you ’cause I don’t want to hear it
Beg for your life – it’s all you can do
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
This is the way that I like to say HEY!!!