‘Ugly’ Lyrics

You’ll just never have a clue the pain that pretty face can do
because you’ll never meet someone as beautiful as you
Skin like a soft ripe peach everybody wants to eat
sometimes when it touches me it makes me want to scream
Lips like some pink bubblegum, hair that’s shiny like the sun
burns you up to look at it like no-one else’s does
I love you so damn much it’s just sometimes when you look at me
You make me feel so ugly

You’ll just never have a clue the pain that pretty face can do
because you’ll never meet someone as beautiful as you
Skin like a soft ripe peach everybody wants to eat
sometimes when it touches me it makes me want to scream
Lips like some pink bubblegum, hair that’s shiny like the sun
burns you up to look at it like no-one else’s does
I love you so damn much it’s just sometimes when you look at me
You make me feel so ugly

No shit it’s not on purpose
Not your fault you’re so perfect
Sometimes it’s like a burden
Can’t help comparing myself to you

You’re just never gonna seethe proper jealousy like me
Sometimes I kinda want you to
I hope you never see the scary long white teeth
envy’s burying so deep in me
There’s marks I fear might never leave
If it flipped one day and we took each other’s place
I wonder how you’d handle it, I wonder would you say
I love you so damn much it’s just sometimes when you look at me
You make me feel so ugly

Don’t care it’s not on purpose
Fuck you. You’re way too perfect.
My jealous heart is burning
Can’t help comparing myself to you

Don’t care it’s not on purpose
Fuck you. You’re way too perfect.
My jealous heart is burning
Can’t help comparing myself to you

You’ll just never have a clue the freaky thoughts that I go through
the days I wish that I could be as beautiful as you
I’m glad you’re friends with me that’s why I’ll never let you see
the ugly little piece of me that wants to watch you bleed

‘So Wasted’ Lyrics

I’ll let you in but only if you drink some water at the bar
And go get something to eat son, you’re stumbling and I won’t hold you up
They’re selling sangria so cheaply, just nine dollars for a jug
I skip the glass, skull it straight from the spout
I’m really fucking drunk

Bro, slow down
You’re cooked, it’s ten

You’re so wasted
He’ll kick us out again

Before we came here we had pre-drinks up on Mt. Victoria
couple kingy-strongs and I think we split a scrumpy –
tastes like shit but does the job
I sweat out so much walking up, shit hit way harder than I thought that it would
on the way down the world started spinning
I’m really fucking drunk

Bro, slow down
You’re cooked, it’s ten

You’re so wasted
He’s gonna kick us out again

I let you in because you said you’d drink some water at the bar
Did you hear me say go drink a litre of sangria?
Are you deaf or are you dumb?
You broke the rules I’m throwing you out
go find some chips and a poor cunt to ride you home
I’m sick of you little kids –
annoying fucking drunks

‘Christmas with a K’ Lyrics

Dear Santa, I’ve been a good kid
I ate up all my carrots and silverbeet
did the dishes and I cleaned my room
but houseworks got me a little stressed out

So for Christmas this year
if it’s not too much trouble
could you please, pretty please just send me
17 grams of horse tranquilizer

Ho Ho Ho
You know I got this for the reindeer son,
but you’ve been such a good boy
here’s 17 grams of pure north pole snow

On this first day of Christmas the nice man gave to me
a big bag of powder ketamine

‘Litterbug’ Lyrics

If you were an animal
I know that you’d be an insect
Cause you’re gross, small and slimy
and you’re such a litterbug

Litterbug!
Litterbug! Litterbug!
Litterbug!
Litterbug!

Litterbug!
Litterbug! Litterbug!
Litterbug!

When you wake up in the next life,
I hope you’re born in a flytrap
Then you can’t spread your filth everywhere
Filthy little litterbug

Litterbug!
Litterbug! Litterbug!
Litterbug!
Litterbug!

Litterbug!
Litterbug! Litterbug!
Litterbug!

All you lazy, thoughtless people
I wish that you were insects
Then when I caught you dropping ciggy butts outside my cafe
I’d just stomp you right into the pavement

Litterbug!
Litterbug! Litterbug!
Litterbug!
Litterbug!

Litterbug!
Litterbug! Litterbug!
Litterbug!
Litterbug!

‘How to Say’ Lyrics

I’ve tried so many times to phrase it myself
But every time I get tongue tied
And every time it sounds cluttered and fake
I never nail what I’m trying to say

It just never feels right
I just haven’t figured out yet, how to say

I guess the closest phrase might be ‘I love you’
that line it’s always tasted funny to me
I don’t think it’s all that accurate
it’s use for romance distracts from something so so so much more

I just want you to feel what I feel
This soft dense comfort – just like a weighted blanket
Take it all, it’s all for you
They’re scraps of fabric wasted on me

Don’t waste your time you’ll never get through my shell
You see I’ve built these walls so high
I’m only ever gonna push you away
I’ll never tell you what you need me to say

Even though it doesn’t feel right
Even though I’d like you here I fear rejection so so so much more

I’ve used those words before
I got hurt, I won’t let myself be burned again
I was alone for years
And when you leave I’ll just continue without you here

This blanket’s getting so heavy, crushing my chest
I need to say something, how do I tell you how important you are to me?
I’m scared of what will happen if I don’t
I don’t know that I’ll survive another friendship drifting apart

This fear of the words,
of what you’d do if you could see my thoughts
has to go.
It’s pushing me away from you
even if they’re not the perfect words
think it’s time that I learned how to say

Fuck you.