Attack Of The Hormones
‘Attack Of The Hormones’ Lyrics
Caught in a bush with a well meaning Ewok
I swear like hell that he wasn’t touching my cock
Where’s R2D2 where’d he go
Set him to vibrator mode
Whoah Natalie! Natalie!
I’d fill your schnanny with my doongy
Yes indeed! Yes indeed!
And all my friends they would come over just
to sniff your panties that you left hanging there
Oh I’m engorged like Jabba’s body
Porking Queen’s is kind of a hobbie
I’m one bad arse motherfuckin Jedi ace
But my powers don’t let me sit on my own face
Whoah Natalie! Natalie!
I’d fill your schnanny with my doongy
Yes indeed! Yes indeed!
And all my friends they would come over just
to sniff your panties that you left hanging there
Later in life, I will be Vader!
Later tonight, I will have laid her!
Later in life, I will be Vader!
Later tonight, I will have laid her!
Bowwowwowyippeeyoyippeeyay
Obi Wan Kenobi’s gay
And old Chewbacca he’s been spayed
So I guess it’s me who’s gonna get laid!
Whoah Natalie! Natalie!
I’d fill your schnanny with my doongy
Yes indeed! Yes indeed!
And all my friends they would come over just
to sniff your panties that you left hanging there
on the bedpost from the crazy nignt before
and they’d marvel at your understained affections for me